"Never fear," you hear emanating from the kitchen door (which is especially creepy because you live alone!) "FunniBonz is here!"
As you look up, excitement builds, tears well up in your eyes, the music swells (you know that's just in your head, right?) and you see a large bone wearing a cape, standing in your doorway and holding that one thing that will make those chicken wings sing! A brand new, unopened jar of FunniBonz Barbeque Sauce. (It's your dream, you can decide whether he's holding Original or Spicy!)
As the tears subside and you feel the steam seeping through your hot glove, you put down that succulent tray of chicken wings and go to retrieve that fantastic jar from Mr. Bonz.
You open the jar and dip your first wing right in (we don't recommend this practice if you don't live alone) and soon you have the sweet, spicy sauce dripping down your chin while your fingers are covered in the most delicious wing sauce you have ever tasted. "There is a heaven," you think, "and it's in this jar!"
As you wake from your fantasy and realize 1) you're out of chicken wings, 2) you live in Fulton County, Georgia, and 3) there probably isn't really a Mr. Bonz, you realize that this tantalizing food fantasy just can't come true. Or can it?
Good news to all of you Fulton County, Georgia residents... FunniBonz now is in a store near you!
FunniBonz Barbeque Sauce can now be purchased in both of the Natural Food Warehouse locations. And guess what? They also sell chicken! Slowly but surely, your fantasy is becoming reality.
If only there were really a Mr. Bonz...
Natural Food Warehouse
10591 Old Alabama Connector Rd
Alpharetta, GA 30076
(770) 998-9500
Fax: (770) 998-9100
Natural Food Warehouse
6000 Medlock Bridge Pkwy
John's Creek, GA 30022
(770) 418-2828
Fax: (770) 418-2802
http://www.naturalfoodswarehouse.com/
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